curioser, curioser

coincidently, as my friend kathleen made her way through the drive-in at in-n-out to purchase and devour a cheeseburger before making love to the harry potter boy (in her dreams...) i was chatting with my chéri about the exact same thing, cause he too is a harry potter fan. what is the meaning of all this? pay attention: i own a blue key and my brother put it on the table in front of me. someone is dead. something has been accomplished. something significant which i had ordered to be done in my absence. movies connecting to my days like fortelling visions. must i see harry potter then? i told chéri that we should go to germany to see the goblet overfloweth cause it's a smash hit over there as well. but first we must stop to get a greasy cheeseburger. really, i was joking since i despise cheeseburgers and hp equally. or was i? in a parallel universe, the queen was doing the exact thing. only that my story ended with some sick sexual fantasy involving panties, stockings, and a leash... now, tell me if hp has those things and i will become a devout follower, a convert, only so i can receive the message, another piece to the infinitely a-maze-ing puzzle called my life.

what, i ask you, is the fucking answer?